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zer0th — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:46:06 +0000

WIFE: If you love me, then quit breathing on me.

IN “The Wilderness”

zer0th — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:40:47 +0000

NEWSCASTER: …the man was stuck in the wilderness for over 24 hours…

WIFE: OH, I’m stuck IN the wilderness. I’m stuck IN this huge open space without a box! I have no box to get inside of — I’m stuck IN the wilderness outside my wooden box! HELP!

So … sporty

zer0th — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:27:14 +0000

READ IT:

Professional Sports Is Very Interesting | The Onion

War on Snow

zer0th — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:16:20 +0000

President Bush today announced a new faith-based initiative: the War on Snow.

Units attached to the 10th Mountain Division will be sent forthwith skyward to battle the almighty until he “knocks off the friggin snowin’”, as Bush eloquently intoned to the press corps early Tuesday morning.

No word yet on how long the War on Snow is expected to last, but if past faith-based Bush wars are any indication, we can expect our children and grandchildren to shoulder the burden – when the flamethrowers are at last extinguished, we may find that this generation is all wet.

Samanta!

zer0th — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:24:13 +0000

Have you ever had a nightmare where you suddenly had Tony Danza hair?

Oh, me neither.

The Data So Far

zer0th — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:26:37 +0000

Time well spent

zer0th — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:58:33 +0000

Rock Song Takes Pro-Rock Stance

zer0th — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 10:46:08 +0000

Finally:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/rock_song_takes_pro_rock

::facemelter::

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

zer0th — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:19:43 +0000

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

malformed header from script

zer0th — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 06:47:33 +0000

malformed header from script, my asser.