War on Snow

President Bush today announced a new faith-based initiative: the War on Snow.

Units attached to the 10th Mountain Division will be sent forthwith skyward to battle the almighty until he “knocks off the friggin snowin’”, as Bush eloquently intoned to the press corps early Tuesday morning.

No word yet on how long the War on Snow is expected to last, but if past faith-based Bush wars are any indication, we can expect our children and grandchildren to shoulder the burden –  when the flamethrowers are at last extinguished,  we may find that this generation is all wet.