WIFE: If you love me, then quit breathing on me.
IN “The Wilderness”
Posted in Hilarious, Reality, Spontaneous Outburst, Stupidity with tags bad choice of words, news, newscasters are idiots, sarcasm, stuck, wilderness on February 1, 2008 by zer0thNEWSCASTER: …the man was stuck in the wilderness for over 24 hours…
WIFE: OH, I’m stuck IN the wilderness. I’m stuck IN this huge open space without a box! I have no box to get inside of — I’m stuck IN the wilderness outside my wooden box! HELP!
So … sporty
Posted in Boredom, Bullshit, Engaging, Fascinating, Fuckin A, Hilarious, Interesting, Reality, Ridiculous, Serious, Spontaneous Outburst, precious on February 1, 2008 by zer0thWar on Snow
Posted in Boredom, Bullshit, Engaging, Fascinating, Fuckin A, Hilarious, Interesting, Reality, Ridiculous, Serious, Spontaneous Outburst, Stupidity, Uncategorizable, precious on January 29, 2008 by zer0thPresident Bush today announced a new faith-based initiative: the War on Snow.
Units attached to the 10th Mountain Division will be sent forthwith skyward to battle the almighty until he “knocks off the friggin snowin’”, as Bush eloquently intoned to the press corps early Tuesday morning.
No word yet on how long the War on Snow is expected to last, but if past faith-based Bush wars are any indication, we can expect our children and grandchildren to shoulder the burden – when the flamethrowers are at last extinguished, we may find that this generation is all wet.
Samanta!
Posted in Boredom, Spontaneous Outburst, Stupidity, Uncategorizable, Uncategorized on January 25, 2008 by zer0thHave you ever had a nightmare where you suddenly had Tony Danza hair?
Oh, me neither.
Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again
Posted in Badass, Boredom, Bullshit, Engaging, Fascinating, Fuckin A, Hilarious, Interesting, Ridiculous, Spontaneous Outburst, precious on January 17, 2008 by zer0thmalformed header from script
Posted in Bullshit, Programming, Reality, Ridiculous, Spontaneous Outburst, Stupidity, Uncategorizable, Uncategorized on January 15, 2008 by zer0thmalformed header from script, my asser.
